CaptainSkyhawk

“ Quite obviously, Brit Hume has never read Thich Naht Hanh’s brilliant ‘Please Call Me By My True Names.’ Buddha could teach fundamentalist Christians a thing or two about forgiveness. Come to think of it, so could Jesus.

— Anonymous

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You know, if a shadowy group of individuals really DOES rule the world, I actually hope that it IS the Jews.

Why? Well, the Jews have been around a long time, and if they’ve been running the world this long, they’re doing a good job. We’re all still here, I have a PS3, I drive a nice car, I can eat hamburgers WHENEVER I want.

So, keep up the good work, my secret Chanakuh-loving overlords.

— Anonymous

What the fuck?

Seriously - Golden Chocolate Coins for Chanukah?

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One thing I always found weird about the american system where you pay for treatment yourself is that if you get into a car accident, workers paid by the government will cut you out of your car for free.

If your house is on fire government paid workers will rescue you from the house and try to put out the fire for free.

But if you are injured in either one of those things you are on the hook for paying for your own medical treatment. That doesn’t really make much sense to me.

— Anonymous Canadian on Internet Forum

Actual recording — not actual video, of course.

“ Um, dude, YOU ARE NOT a customer of Facebook. Their customers are advertisers. You are the PRODUCT.

— via Slashdot

Pumpkin-oatmeal-chocolate cookie dough for a Habitat for Humanity bake sale.

The Montgomery Skate Department

“ So now if we say something bad we’re misogynist, but if we say something nice we’re patronizing. There’s just no winning with you broads is there?

— Anonymous

The inside of a papaya is just so… organic.

“ Seriously, the man has more money than the Queen of England, he could hire an exclusive pancake chef to follow him around 24/7 and make all manner of gourmet flapjacks at the drop of a hat, yet somehow he winds up sitting in a vinyl booth, drinking thin coffee and reaching for a sticky pitcher of twinberry syrup, sitting across from his Swedish supermodel wife, thinking, ‘You know, I bet I could totally do that chubby little waitress…’ Now you explain that to me.

— On Tiger Woods…

copyranter: Everything’s OKKK in a Luxor.

copyranter: December 1, 2009.